Eastword, November/December
2001Caught in the Web
by Joanne Merriam
A little different from any other form of communication people have
ever known, the internet is spawning new rules of etiquette (generally
and somewhat whimsically called netiquette). Get it wrong, and you can
offend people without even knowing you've done so. Here are a few tips
for getting it right by email:
- As writers, we should know how to indicate emotion through text - but
not everybody does. Remember that you can't hear inflections or see body
language online, and make allowances for that. Be generous when
interpreting the intent of others.
- Generally, don't pass on virus warnings. Most virus warnings
are hoaxes, and they all take up bandwidth that could be more usefully
employed. (Bandwidth measures the speed and resources required for
information transfer. If your computer transfers information very quickly,
then you probably aren't terribly concerned about wasted bandwidth, but
if your computer is slow, or you pay by the minute for your internet
connection, then you'll care that somebody is wasting your time and money
by sending you more information than you need or want.) Good places
to check out virus warnings are the Symantec Encyclopedia (http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/vinfodb.html),
and the US Department of Energy's Hoaxbusters (http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/).
While actual viruses are dangerous, email is not an efficient or
effective way of combatting them - viruses will be talked about on the
news.
- Check with people before adding them to a list of people to
receive forwarded messages (like jokes), especially if you'll be sending
off-colour material. Many people despise joke-forwarding, regarding it as
a waste of time or resources.
- Likewise, don't pass on chain letters, unless you know for
certain your correspondent likes them. Chain letters also take up a lot
of bandwidth. Some of them are heart-warming poems or luck charms, while
others are just... well, wrong. Bill Gates will not give you a nickel
every time you pass on his email, nor will a donation be made to the
American Cancer Society or by the Make-a-Wish Foundation (even if
philanthropists wanted to pay you to forward emails, there's no way to
track that you've sent them). The US Government is not trying to impose a
tax on modems. Craig Shergold has recovered from his brain tumour and is
no longer collecting get well cards. And so on. Don't forward stuff
you can't verify.
- All caps? That's like raising your voice, online. Don't
SHOUT.
- Be careful with replies. An advantage of email is the carbon copy (or
cc) feature, which allows you to effortlessly send the same email to many
people at once. Say your friend Cordelia sends you and six other friends
an invitation to a party at her house, and the two of you get into a
conversation, continuing to cc your friends on all your emails. This
clutters their inboxes (and wastes bandwidth), which is a little rude -
especially since they can't very well ignore these emails the way they
would spam, since there might be something about the party they need to
know. (Worse, suppose you forget you've been ccing Wesley and you say
something nasty to Cordelia about him.) Use the carbon copy feature
responsibly.
Happy surfing!
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